A Millionaire

      When I was poor,
      I worked very hard.
      I earned every penny,
      I had no credit card.
    

      Now I am rich,
      Things aren’t much better.
      Maids do all the work,
      And I am getting fatter.
    

Dosage: Read aloud. Daily. ↺

The whole book, in your hands.

All 102 poems, every hand-drawn illustration, and the kind of thing a kid keeps on the shelf for years.

“Gives Shel Silverstein a run for his money.”Amazon reviewer

If this made you smile,

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