Accident Prone
Poor Fred rolled out of bed.
He cracked his ribs and bumped his head.
While shaving, he got a cut,
Then slipped in the tub and landed on his butt.
He got in his car,
But didn’t go far.
At a busy intersection,
Had a head-on collision.
Due to serious trauma,
He is still in a coma.
Dosage: Read aloud. Daily. ↺
