Belly Watcher
I was overjoyed,
After I checked my weight.
I used to weigh 150 lbs.,
I had lost eight.
A few weeks later,
My son was playing doctor.
He listened to my chest,
And my belly thereafter.
I quizzed my son,
“Do you hear rumbling sounds?”
He said, “No dad, it keeps whispering,
I lost eight pounds!”
Dosage: Read aloud. Daily. ↺
