Double Trouble

      I woke up one morning,
      I knew I was in trouble.
      Instead of seeing one,
      I was seeing double.
    

      I had two teachers,
      I saw four preachers,
      Tons of candies in the jars,
      And, I had doubled my cars.
    

I think, I took double the pills, And paid twice as many dollar bills.

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