Kenneth Kent
Kenneth Kent,
Was very unkempt.
After bars of soap and jars of detergent,
He looked like a pleasant gent.
He got out of the tub,
He landed with a thud.
His clothes got filthy,
He got covered in mud.
This time they didn’t go very close,
They power washed Ken with a long hose.
Dosage: Read aloud. Daily. ↺