Mr. Chairman
John’s sister Lottie,
Was really naughty.
She used her trick bank,
To come up with new pranks.
Once upon a time,
John got stuck.
He tried really hard,
But couldn’t get up.
John had no clue,
He sat on crazy glue.
Sammy pulled John,
And Tammy pulled his chair.
Nothing seemed to work,
So they informed the Mayor.
They tried a few maneuvers,
Later, called the handyman.
Now John is famous,
As Mr. Chairman.
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