Sneeze Attack

A deep-freeze, A cool breeze, And processed cheese, Makes me sneeze.
A flock of geese, A bunch of bees, The willowy trees, Make me sneeze.
God knows, I have a sensitive nose, After a hundred sneezes, it’s red as a rose.
Dosage: Read aloud. Daily. ↺
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